My Short Short for the Day

Hi! My name is Luna.  You must be reading this book because you bought it or want to buy it.  So this book is all about Happy.  No, no, not the emotion, the planet.  Yes, there really is a planet called Happy.

Ok, now I’m going to tell you the top 5 most important things you need to know about Happy.

1.    Happy is a real planet, so don’t listen to those crazy people who say it doesn’t exist.

2.    The reason you can’t see it is because it’s invisible.  It takes a long time for it to scan you and approve you before it appears.

3.    If you are bad on Happy you will go into its left nostril and that is NOT a good place to be.

4.    People on Happy have more emotions than just “happy”.  That would get boring if everyone was only “happy” all the time.

5.    We ride on cloud cars, so there are no accidents.  If you hit someone you just bounce off and no one gets hurt.  Also, if you tell your car where to go it goes, so no getting lost.  You can go over another car or under another car or around another car.  The car decides the safest and easiest route.