Monday, December 14, 2015

My Short Short for the Day



My daughter made up this song and I thought it was funny so I’m sharing it with all of you.  (Sing to the Jingle Bells tune)

I’m in Santa’s sleigh
Lo-ove fills my heart
I hope he slo-ows down
Or I will hurl and fart!

Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho
I’m riding in a sleigh
Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho
I think my mom is drunk *
Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho
Oh, no my dad might barf
Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho
I am feeling light
Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho
Cats are in our sleigh
Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho
I love you!


*Just for the record, I wasn’t drunk.

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