Saturday, September 5, 2020
Friday, September 4, 2020
My Short Short for the Day
The old crow sat high up in the treetops looking down below, surveying its domain with a critical eye. Squirrels scamper across the ground, pausing here and there before racing up the trees to store their goods. Mice dart through the leaves, cautiously making their way to a nearby raspberry bush. A porcupine waddles across the scene, occasionally flexing his quills. Skunks huddle to the side letting the porcupine pass. Rabbits hop over twigs and leaves with their noses twitching and ears turning this way and that. Birds twitter and chirp, flying back and forth, weaving twigs, leaves and grass into their nests.
A gentle breeze drifts through the forest bringing strange
new smells. The crow turns its head and
listens. A new sound has entered the
forest. The crow caws loudly three times
before taking flight. The animals heed
the alarm and race to their homes. In
the distance, the crow continues to caw.
Silence settles in.
Thursday, September 3, 2020
My Short Short for the Day
“That’s it! I’m done with you. Get out of my sight!” Uncle John yelled and pointed.
Evan stared in disbelief until his cheeks flamed red. He glared at his uncle then stormed out of
the room. He could hear his uncle still
yelling. “I want you out of my house
today!”
Evan stomped up the staircase, cussing under his breath more
emphatically with every step. He shoved
open the door to his bedroom letting it slam shut behind him. He didn’t care anymore. His uncle was so ridiculous. He wouldn’t even let him explain. He pulled out a suitcase and threw his
clothes in. He had been so loyal and
kind to his uncle ever since he was a little boy. His mother had instilled a sense of family
loyalty and he always did his best to honor that. She had also taught him to be kind,
especially towards his uncle who required a “delicate touch” as his mother
called it. His uncle was gruff and demanding. Complaining about this and that, never
happy. But Evan had learned to be
patient with his uncle, to be thoughtful and considerate when dealing with
him. Everything was fine until today, when
all of sudden, this…this absurdity. His
uncle accused him of stealing his antique pipe.
He would never dream of it.
Evan slammed his suitcase shut then pulled out another. He stopped to look around. Most of the stuff here belonged to his
uncle. He had very few possessions of
his own. He hadn’t really thought about
that before. His clothes belonged to him
as did some books, a camera, and a few family photos that he kept after his mom
died. The frames were gaudy, but his mom
had loved how unusual they were. Now he couldn’t
bear to part with them. He carefully
placed the pictures into his suitcase along with his other belongings. Once he had packed all his items, the room
felt cold. Had it always been that
way? Maybe this was a good thing. Maybe it was time for him to break away from
this tired, dull life and find one of his own.
He carried his suitcases downstairs where Stanley was
waiting. Stanley had been Uncle John’s
butler for decades but had never succumb to the dreariness his uncle exuded. Stanley had always been formal with his uncle
but quite friendly and fatherly with him.
He could see a tear threatening in Stanley’s eye. Evan set down his bags and hugged Stanley.
“Thank you Stanley, for everything.” Evan struggled to keep the tears from coming.
“It has been an honor Master Evan.” Stanley let the tear flow freely down his
cheek. “You will be sorely missed.”
Evan smiled, picked up his bags and walked out into the warm
sunshine. The chauffeur was waiting by
the car. “Where would you like to go Master
Evan?”
Wednesday, September 2, 2020
My Short Short for the Day
The chimp swung from the hanging light to the windowsill. He looked at the people and gave a couple of “ooks” before slipping out the window and into the darkness.
Alex and Mandy stared in shocked silence.
“Uh, did he? He
just… Gone.” Alex stuttered.
“Yeh.” Mandy
replied with a slight smile. “Smart chimp.”
“What do we do now?”
Alex panicked. “Should we tell
Professor Banks? He’s gonna kill us. We’re dead!”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Calm down Alex.” Mandy picked up
her phone. “Let’s think for a
minute. What would I do if I were a
chimp?”
“That’s ridiculous.
He’s gone! Gone!” Alex began to pace. “We’ll never find him. Disappeared forever!”
“Let’s see.
Chimps love bananas. So how about a fruit stand?” Mandy quickly swiped through screens on her
phone.
“The professor’s gonna kill us. We’ll get thrown out of college!” Alex stopped and stared at Mandy in
terror. “What do I tell my parents?”
“No. No. No.
Ok, so no fruit stands within a 10-mile radius of here. Also, they won’t open until 7am tomorrow.” Mandy paused for a moment. “Where else might he go?”
“Maybe I could get a job at Saul’s Bakery. Yeah, then I could rent a room above the
shop. Collect bottles and cans.” Alex was pacing again.
“Hmm? Maybe the
park?” Mandy swiped quickly through the
screens.
“Yeah, that’s it.
Then I could pretend I was still in college and they’d never know.” Alex brightened. “I would go home for holidays and wash my
laundry there, just like I was still in college. Yeah, this could work.”
“Oh, of course.
I’ve got it. He’s going to the
zoo.” Mandy grabbed her keys.
“Ook.”
“Did you hear that?”
Mandy paused at the door.
“I’m sure it won’t be too hard to learn how to make
bread. Maybe in a couple of years I
could make manager.” Alex paced, gesturing
with his hands as he talked.
“Ook.”
“It’s coming from over there.” Mandy strode to the window and looked out.
“Then, after manager, maybe I could even move up to
supervisor. Or open my own location.” Alex smiled at the idea.
Mandy climbed out onto the fire escape. She looked around
and then climbed up to the roof. “There you
are.”
“Ook.” The chimp
climbed up onto Mandy’s lap and pointed out.
Mandy’s gaze followed and she caught her breath. “Wow!
What a view!”
“Ook.” The chimp
pointed up.
Tuesday, September 1, 2020
My Short Short for the Day
“Alright kid, it’s sink or swim time. It’s time to show what you are made of. Either you move your arms and legs and swim, or you…well…sink. This is what you’ve been training for your whole life. The big test, the final countdown is here. The time is now. Do you swim or do you sink? It’s all in your hands. You have the ability, somewhere deep inside you. I believe in you! I know you can do it. Paddle your arms and kick your legs. You can do it!” Coach Bob was charged up. “Ok son, are you ready?”
“Uh, I guess.” Sal was
a little confused at the situation.
“I’m going to let go of you and when I do, swim like your
life depends on it. Because it does.” Coach Bob dramatically let go and stepped
back from the edge of the pool with a great flourish. “Swim Sal!
Swim! You can do it!”
Sal stood there, unsure of what he was supposed to do. “Uh, Coach.”
“You’re doing it! You’re
doing it!” Coach Bob beamed. “Now move your arms like this!” Coach Bob moved his arms in an exaggerated Freestyle
stroke.
“Ooo-k.” Sal looked
around hoping no one was watching.
“Sal, like this.”
Coach Bob moved his arms faster and was turning his head, too.
Sal hesitated but slowly began to imitate Coach Bob, even
though his chest and arms were completely out of the water.
“That’s it! You’re
doing great! Keep it up!” Coach Bob looked at his stopwatch. “Hang in there. Just a few more seconds.
10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1. You did it!”
Sal stopped moving his arms and stared at Coach Bob.
“You did it!” Coach
Bob cheered then jumped into the pool and grabbed Sal’s arm to give him
support. “Congratulations Sal. You did it!”
He lifted Sal out of the water and set him on the edge of the pool.
“Uh, thanks.” Sal
mustered a smile as he looked down at the 3 ft. painted on the edge next to his
hand.
“Same time tomorrow?”
Coach Bob asked. “We’ll work on
the Back stroke.”
“Uh, ok.” Sal
replied.
Coach Bob patted him on the shoulder and headed into his office.
“Hey Sal! Have you
seen Coach Bob? He’s supposed to teach
me to swim. Today’s my first lesson.” Sally smiled and looked around.
“He’s in his office.”
Sal said pointing.
“Thanks!” Sally
bounded over to the office and went inside.
Sal laughed to himself and jumped into the pool. Coach Bob was not the brightest man. But he meant well.
Sal looked over at the confused faces of Sally and Coach Bob. He smiled and gave them a quick wave, then swam
a perfect Freestyle to the deep end.
Monday, August 31, 2020
My Short Short for the Day
Kara stared up at the structure towering above her. This was her first stop in Pisa, and it was amazing. Standing at the bottom and looking up, it appeared straight, at least as far up as she could see. It seemed pretty solid, too. So, what was the problem? She could do this. It was only 251 steps and they were on the inside so it’s not like she’d be climbing around the outside of the tower, with a thin rail as her only protection against a misstep and plummeting to her untimely death. Really, Kara, get a grip. She shook her head and walked inside.
Kara took the first few steps carefully but soon found
a comfortable rhythm. There weren’t any
railings so after a while, she used the walls to add a little support as she
stepped. About 50 steps in, she began to
feel it a bit. She was able to slow down
a little but with others following, she couldn’t slow down too much. It was warmer inside than she expected. She
could feel her body warming up.
As she reached step 100, she felt a sudden cold
chill. Maybe she was overheating? She paused and looked up. Bad idea.
She felt a little dizzy but there was no stopping now. The voices behind her got closer so she
started climbing again.
Step 200. Not
much further. The voices were louder, but
she couldn’t walk any faster. Was it
supposed to be this warm? It felt like
an oven. The dizziness threatened
constantly now but she pushed it back and tried to think “happy thoughts”. It will all be worth it, just keep going.
Kara could see the light. She took her final few steps and came out
onto the top. Oh, ok, here’s the railing
but at least there is mesh covering the gaps.
Well, whatever. She made it! Yay!
Kara quickly walked towards the far side away from the
top of the stairs. She spread her wings,
closed her eyes and screamed at the top of her lungs!
“Whoa, Mum!
Look! It’s a turkey!”
Kara ignored the other tourists. It was her time now.
Friday, August 28, 2020
My Short Short for the Day
Ralph slowly sat up. The sunlight seeping through the curtains provided some light in the room but it was still dim. Ralph rubbed his eyes and blinked a few times. His vision cleared enough for him to see he was on the floor of the living room. He checked himself but didn’t feel any bumps or bruises. He carefully stood up, brushed his glittery clothes, and checked his black, slicked back hair. He prided himself on being the most authentic looking impersonator on the Strip. Last night’s show was a blast. The crowd roared; he could still hear them cheering. He did 3 encores and still they had cheered for more. He smiled as he walked to the window.
The smile quickly dropped as he pulled open the
curtains. This was not his room at the Bellagio. This was not Vegas, either. He stared at the view before him, a maze of
skyscrapers and flashing lights and flying cars. Wait, what?
Flying cars? Ok, this must be a
dream. Ralph pinched himself. Ouch!
This can’t be real. Ralph started
to panic. He left the curtains open and
turned to face the room. The furniture had
looked normal in the dim light but now, he could see how strange they
were. Nothing looked quite right.
He looked at the photos, no one he knew but something
nagged at him. He looked at the magazines,
they were familiar but strange at the same time. He flipped through the papers on the kitchen
counter, nothing he recognized. However,
underneath he saw what looked like a tablet.
He touched the screen and it lit up.
The date appeared and stared at it so long that the screen went into
sleep mode. He took a deep breath and
touched it again. The date was still the
same, Sunday, August 30, 3020. A
thousand years had passed over night.
But how?
Just then the front door clicked and slid open. Ralph stepped out to look down the hallway. A man stepped through the door and froze. The door slid shut and clicked. The man stared at Ralph. Ralph stared back. It was like looking in a mirror, a slightly
younger, leaner mirror.
The man and Ralph spoke in unison, “Elvis has left the
building!”